Scottish Highland Croft

Young Flora Simple of Edinburgh was visiting a small Scottish croft in the North West Highlands of Scotland. She had praised her hostess for her butter and cream, and had been told that these were easy to provide as they kept a cow. She praised the ham as well, and Flora was told that, of course they kept a pig. flora began to see the light, so when clover honey appeared at tea time she showed how she had gained knowledge of the economics of crofting by pointing to the honey, and remarking, "I see you keep a bee." Best Scottish Jokes.