George Bush

Sandy and an George Bush were flying across the Atlantic to New York when the stewardess approached.

"May I get you something?" she asked.

" Yes, a whisky" Sandy replied.

She poured him a drink then asked the President if he'd like one.

"Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whisky!"

Sandy hurriedly passed the drink back, saying " Shoot, I didn't know there was a choice!"