Miss Nevada

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Miss Nevada sitting together in a carriage in a train going through the Highlands of Scotland. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style steam train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Miss Nevada and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: " The Scotsman must have kissed Miss Nevada and she missed him and slapped me instead. "

Miss Nevada was thinking: " The Englishman must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it."

And the Scotsman was thinking: " This is magic. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English fool again.